If You Were a Kitchen Implement....
Many years ago, one of the more creative college admission essay questions was "If you were a kitchen implement, which kitchen implement would you be?" It was probably a University of Chicago question; under Ted O'Neill guidance, U of C has had a long history of interesting and provocative questions featuring the spork, Dennis Rodman, and your particular feelings about Wednesdays.

So if you were a kitchen implement, which kitchen implement would you be? If you had to answer that question, what answer would you give?

Think about that one overnight. Tomorrow we will show you how the way you thought about this imaginary question (it went the way of the dinosaurs long ago) can be the key to all your current essays.